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Monday, November 3, 2008

Today's Lucky License

If your license plate is California 9G1932, congratulations, you're today's winner!

No purchase required. Odds of winning depend on total number of California license plates. If you have won anything in The Lucky License Sweepstakes during the last 60 days, you are not eligible to win, unless, say, you sell the car to a neighbor for $1 or more, specifying that if the plate wins any license-related sweepstakes, you have retained your rights to such monies under law. Lucky License Sweepstakes assumes no responsibility for the unattractive squabble that breaks out, nor for the dissolution of civil communications with the neighbor, nor any sweepstakes-related bodily harm you may endure. We cannot advise on how to re-obtain the plate, which is needed to claim your prize. Sweepstakes open to adults aged 18 and older and license plates dates 1932 or later. In the event of a tie, the first person to submit the name of the California State Inmate pictured above, who stamped and painted today's winning plate wins.

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